Mboro yake was so big and aiziva kuishandisa, ndakazopinda maone nekuda mboro! I have always been munhu anoda mari, it’s always been in my nature to hustle even nepasingadi ku hustler. Ndaitengesa masalon products and I had given one of my clients a whole box and had taken ages to pay, I don’t take such nonsense till this day.
She had been avoiding me saka one morning I woke up it was a Sunday. I decided to go kuchurch. The reason was maiva nemunhu ane mari yangu saka ndakapfeka maternity dress it was the only dress I owned, I was 20 ndaida zvinhu I believed ma trousers pakuchena. I was 9 months pregnant or at least I thought I was. I had done amateur calculations basing on the evening I spent with guy where he made breathtaking love to me, oh how I remember it like it was yesterday. So steamy, so aggressive, each time he went deeper I knew I was gonna get used to this guy plus baba vanga vakasenga ivavo. Mboro yake was so big and he knew how to use it.
Matsinga tsinga eshondo iya maihwe zvangu ah vasikana ndaida kuidya nemuromo. I enjoyed touching it occasionally kungoidenha and see it pressed against his trousers yakazvimba and screaming for attention. I made it my best friend that night and that’s the night my best friend made me pregnant. Now ndapfeka hembe went to church kutsvaga mai vemari yangu. I had a funny feeling the whole morning just tired and hungry ndichinzwa kuda kusvirwa. Mumwe musi ndakamuka ndichida chibuku, earlier ndichigeza beche randainge ndisina kubata in the past few months, ndikanzwa kutsvedzerera and I figured ndinofanirwa kunge ndatunda in one of the dreams I had been having lately.
Funny enough I saw mai vemari yangu so I went over to her and told with the biggest plastic smile in the history of mankind and told her no jokes I will make a scene pachurch pako ndipe mari yangu. She said hesi Amanda sha zvapapressa I don’t have money I don’t know how to tell you i feel bad. So I raised my voice. .. Nhasi uchandipa mari yempiro I ain’t leaving . “Amanda veduwe mkoba sure kwawabva kuzondishura” Right before I could answer there was that pain again.“Aaaawwww! This time much more intense.
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By now it was pretty obvious I was in labour. My water broke and quickly sat down. The journey to the hospital was the longest ever, hama nurses are the evil but very necessary, the pain was unbearable. I kept cursing myself but still wondered how something so extreme so passionate so wonderful something I would rejoice and get wet at just the thought if it could result in a bomb of pain like this. The noise the sweat the screams the fatigue, dry mouth the pain all in one. I wasn’t so sure if I wanted a baby at that moment, I wanted the pain to go away I wanted to sleep I knew everything I wanted and sure knew what I never wanted again. I told myself handidi kuona chinhu chinonzi mboro duze neni futi, ndiye muparanzvongo, this better be one hell of a magnificent baby ndirikurwadziwa veduwe.
Nurse :unonzi ani
Nurse : kwira urare pamubhedha uvhure makumbo
:handigoni mwana akubuda
Nurse ; eeeh Manje ini ndokwatura ndini ndakati uite mimba uchiteta kudaro. .
Next thing I was on the bed … my legs wide open I wanted to die.
:Amanda ndoda kudhota
I hated her I wanted her to clean up my shit,I didn’t care but oh no, no no this was no ordinary shit the more I pushed I cracked. I wondered if beche rangu was ever going to be the tightest fire crotch like my man had described it nine month prior to this judgment day I was enduring.
Ah! mai vemari yangu vanga varipi? ndivo vakonzeresa. Ndichibva pano ndoda kuvatsvaga ndoda mari yangu, I wondered if she knew Tafadzwa’s number. Remember Tafadzwa mupfanya akanditambira kuchechi. Anyway all that nonsense I was thinking came to a stop when dhodhi riya became a nightmare mabhonzo angu akamover my body turned to a stone, mudhidhi wese bhenengu kushure kwaive mberi, mberi yese yaive sure I swear. Ndakagomera nesimba rangu rose and screamed fuk you prince! You did this to me, I wondered if sviro was worth i but wait I wanted a baby this was the price … final pushhhhhh Aaaawwww maiiwe nurse ndoda operation…. arrrggghhh ..
Nurse :yei mwana abuda
Next thing mwaaaaaa mwaaaaaa. This had better be one he’ll of a baby.
One hell of a baby for sho so small fragile beautiful she looked cold but I was assured that’s how they are all folded up. Her eyes my gosh her eyes wide opened looking up at me.