Nyini yaOfficer vepaVic Falls haina kumira mushe

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Wainge uri musi wechishanu ndichibva paZambia zvangu, late in the evening ndichisvika zvangu muVictoria Falls. Semazuva ose ndakananga pakalodge kandaiwanzo rara so that ndaizofumobata jongwe muromo ndakananga kuBulawayo kwandaigara, wanikwe kari fully booked. So do you know of any place i could find a place to sleep,just for tonight?”…Ndakabvunza receptionist wepalodge nezwi rakadzikamira zvangu semunhu ainge aneta…

I went around the place to no avail, ndipo pandakazoona kuti masamba ainge atosiyana, ndikaita zvekupusa ndinogona kurara mumuti. Ndakaedza kubata muface wangu aigara muChinotimba zvikanzi aitove kuBulawayo.Plan haaaa no plan.Very fast ndakabva ndafunga zvekuno hiker a lift to Bulawayo. Semuchinda hauzopererwa zve kusvika pakurara mumuti. Ndichangobva pa Lucky7 ndoo pakabva patanga ma1 ese apo ndakazosangana nemamwe mapolice officer two echikadzi aito patroller zvawo. Sezvo it was around 8 vakandisheedza vachigaya kuti ndaitovawo mu tourist arasika!! Ndakabva ndavaudza nyaya yangu.Pasina nguva zvangu zvakabva zvaita.We went together to their house kwavaigara vari girls chete.Zvaitova zvekutorasisa madinga kuti vasaone firimu rese.

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Ndapedza kugeza one of the “girl- officer” akabva adzokera kuno patroller. Ndakasara nekamwe kacho kaitaura Shona sezvo Ndebele yaindivhara those days.Semunhu mukuru ane 26years ndakabva ndabata gap racho.Pane zvimwe zvinhu zvisingade kudzidza kuti unzwisise algebra dzainge dzarongwa apa.Takagara tichikurukura zvedu nyaya dzakadhakwa.Sezvo officer vaiva muuniform yavo,it wasnt that appetising zvekuti ndaigaya zvekurara zvangu but officer vakaramba vachingowanza nyaya.Around 10 ndipo pavakazoti ndivaperekedze kwainge kune her work-mate.To my surprize takabuda and we took the direction like we were going necheku railway station yekuVic Falls. Tichangopinda mune kamwe kasango, Officer vakabva vamira ndokundibata ruoko ndokunditambidza macondom!! Aaaahh hana yangu yakarohwa nehana coz i didn’t expect it.Handina kutaridza sekunge ndarohwa nehana.Ndinotovawo proffessor when it comes to this so i made up my mind very fast kuti ndinyatsovakwapaidza zvemhando yepamusoro semunhu akange ava nemaweeks asati awona beche..Beche rakangofanana nebrongo or mbanje harirambwe.

Ndakabva ndaziva kuti kuma quarters kwavaigara segirls, officer ava varikushaya anovaponda beche!!Ndikati hekani waro dzawira mutswanda. Ndakavatarisa ndikaona kuti havaindiregedza ndichienda just like that..I held the bull by the horns,so tight in my arms apo ndichikisser girl-officer.Malips avo yaiva hot property chaiyo nekupisa..She was just a junior officer but pakiss chete, officer ava vaigona kupiwa nyembe dzaCommissioner chaiye.Aaaah, ndainge ndaneta zvangu ,travelling all the way from Lusaka but blambi yakange yatsamwa zvino semhungu.Mboro kana yashatirwa haukwanise kuidzora unless ukatoi vise!! Ndakanzwa simba richidzoka, richifashukira semafashamu eMosi-oa-tunya.Ndakabva ndabvisa kacap kaofficer nekashirt kaya kechipurisa ndokuzvikanda pasi.Pakunoti ndibvise trousers haaaaa ndakapinda biz coz belt raofficer haribviswe zvekumhanya.Muzivi wenzira yeparuware ndiye akamboifamba,ndakazosiya officer kuti vangobvisa vega.

Pasina nguva ndakange ndatarisana nebeche rese raOfficer. Girl-officer vaiva nerimwe dinji raivhundutsa, zvekuti even kiti yaigona kutiza yaona rakarembera!!! Ndakambofunga kuti zvimwe aiva muNambiya but kaitova kabhebhi kepaGweru apa.Varume ka ,paiva nekarima zvishoma but mwana wepaMkoba aiva negaro zvake iyeyo ,kind yangu chaiyo. Ndakabvunda ndakaritarisa.Yasvika nguva iya yandofarira!!!
Mwana ndakamusvira nekumashure apo ndakaita zvekukabatirira nemuchiuno umu!! Kamwana kaiziva chikapa zvako ikako .Chiuno chaitenderedzwa nekusimudzirwa mudenga zvekuti dai ndakaita zvelekwaz ndaigona kubhenda chass. Ndaidherera garo raofficer coz ndairionera muhovhorosi yechipurisa .Kaiva kakaita dako rekuramwirwa or maybe this time round remagaro raiva kwavo chete. Ndakaita nyini yekuzhaka zvine simba vakafongora kudaro zvekuti ndaiti ndikatambira mu 18 yard box ndombodzosera bhora kutouch-line trying to build back.

Officer vaingoshinyira chete.Ndakazodzoka zvinemutsindo, non-stop ndichikoira zvine simba.Ndakazonzwa “Aaah aah aah Aaah aaah!!!!! ” ndikati hena roo zvaakuita.Ndaiti ndikarova ne side ndoita kakudzosera shure ,ndoinyudza kusvika kupenalty spot..With continuous thrusts ndaiitawo zvekutenderedza chiuno ndoita sekunge ndirikuda kuiburitsa…Aaaahhh ipapo masasi eharare, pakatoipa kunge ndoopanotora muriwo wese. Officer vakatetsura kamhere kainzwikira kure kure vakabva vakandibata magaro zvinesimba with both hands. Ndakanzwa muviri wavo wese uchigwinha-gwinha like a phone iri pavibration. At the same time ndakabva ndaoma gotsi nekunakirwa coz huronyo hwese was rushing like a flooded Mukuvisi river apo mboro ichiita zvekusvinwa nematinji. The very moment of truth paunozobvuma kuti beche ndimambara!!! Officer vakabva vagwadama pasi vakavhara beche ne one hand.

Something came straight to my mind kuti cd rakange ratsemuka.Takazobvapo todzokera kuden around 11pm.Akazofonera shamwari yake kuti azongovharawo ma1 kugraft ,ndikati zvangu zvaita.Takazorova husiku hwese risina kumira mushe.Ndakatozorara around 3am.By 8am ndakange ndatorimukira kare beche iri rainaka sehuchi hwegonera.

Ko ndaigomhanyirei kuBulawayo kwacho sezvinonzi kwaiva nemukadzi? Ndakazofamba toti-toti zvangu ndichimuka ndichidzvova nyini every morning.Ndakatozoenda after 2 days ndichingodya nyini chete tichingopanana iyo “sicki” yandakazo discover 4 days later ndatova kuBulawayo But nyini yaOfficer vepaVic Falls haina kumira fine.

 

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