Zuma and Mugabe bow to pressure and hand in their resignations


In a shock announcement, the President of the Republic of South Africa Jacob Zuma and Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe have both RESIGNED on the same day.

President Zuma announced his immediate resignation following the ConCourt ruling on the Nkandla matter were he was found guilty and requested to pay back the money. A ruling that was welcomed by the majority of South Africans. ‘I hereby tender my resignation with immediate effect,’ read the statement. ‘I have decided to do the right thing and leave the reigns to more capable hands’ Zuma added.

Elsewhere, Zimbabwean President also surrendered power to his wife Grace Mugabe. The aging president was this week seen sleeping while on an official visit in Japan. The 92 year old Mugabe said,’I realised I am not oding any good for my Zimbabwean people. Therefore I have decided to hand in power to my wife until the next elections. Grace will be in charge of the country’, he said in a shock announcement.

Reports suggest that the two presidents plan to go to retirement together and start farming and pig rearing. Asked on what his next step would be, President Zuma gave his infamous laugh and said,’there is money in pigs so Rob and I will go into pig rearing. We have already identified the land where we will settle’

Robert Mugabe however could not take any questions because he was asleep. His wife, Grace Mugabe also refused to take any questions and instead wanted to see iMzansi Satire teams passports, indicating we might have entered in Zimbabwe illegally. We had valid passports!!

Source : April Fools

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