Zvandakaitwa naKells ndichida kuti andisvire, hanzi “You’re squashing me” apa ndiri pamusoro pake!!! Vasikana Kells ainge ane mboro hombe apa ainge akasimba semunhu aigara ari kugym. Tainge tane about 3 months tichidanana and ndainge ndafunga kuti it’s time we take relationship yedu to the next level.
Ndakafonera Kells ndikamuti awuye kumba for a sleep over, ndakagadzira mumba for the first time ndichifarira kuti mumba mangu muchararawo murume nhasi, ndakanotenga chikafu chakanaka ne wine even mapant manyowani nekuti ndaida kuti ndimufadze. I prepared chikafu for that night kubva kustarter, main course and even dessert zvekuti pakauya Kells akasekerera. Takadya chikafu ndokubva tagara hedu pacouch tichikisana, tichibatana every where, ndainge ndakunzwa kuti pano ndakuvara nezemo ndokubva ndati regai ndiyende kunogadzirira mubedroom. Ndakapfeka mapant angu manyowani, ndikaisa wine mu wine bucket ndikamwaya tuma roses pamubhedha ndokubva ndakudeedzera Kells, Kells, Kells huya kuno, ndinzwe zii. Ndakaramba ndichideedza ndinzwe zii, no answer. I got up and found him fast asleep on the couch!
I tried to wake him up several times and failed. He was quite tall and big so there was no way I could have helped him to the bedroom. I thought okay fair enough aguta and is packed with all that food, so his body has to shut down in order to digest it. Ndakamusiya on the couch and headed back to the bedroom to listen to music ndokubva amuka an hour later, came to the bedroom, apologised and we got things going. Ndainge ndiri pamusoro pake kissing like crazy but this time, he seems like ainge asingade zvataiyita ndokubva ndabvunza kuti what’s wrong. “You’re squashing me” he replied. What?! Ndakashaya zvekupindura and all the sexi I felt about myself yakabva yapera and I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. My mind went blank. It put me off because I felt like I was doing everything wrong.