Kusvira Mukadzi weShamwari Yangu Tadhakwa Tichiona bhora

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Varume ndakaipa. Zvakaitika nezuro mashura chaiwo. Takange tichiona bhora nezuro kumba kwasahwira wangu. Ndainge ndatenga doro rokunwa zvedu tichikuza mutambo. Doro rainge rakawanda zvokuti taigona kunwa kusvika magwana. Mukadzi weshamwari yangu uyo ava nemakore 3 ese asati abata nhumbu ayibika zvake isu tichinwa asi patakange tadhakwa akabva auya ndokutanga kuona bhora tese.

Sahwira aiva adhakwa too bad nedoro saka akatanga kumanikidza mukadzi wake kuti anwewo nesu. Pasina nguva madam yainge yadumburwa zvokusagona kumira. Uyuwo sahwira ainge anoka saka ndakangomufukidza mucheka wesofa achibva arara flat. Ha, zvinoshura, mukadzi wake akanga ava kuimba chaizvo semunhu ainge adhakwa. Pakarira kambo kaya munotidako pafoni yangu iri ringtone achibva asimuka ndokutanga kurova jaivhi matuzvi chaiwo. Paakapedza akauya ndokuwira pamakumbo pangu ini ndokuti aaah maitiro aya ndookuda kusvirwa aya. Mukadzi akaoma uyu varume. Nyama dzake dzakaregedzeka semureza. Ndakamubata semunhu aiitira kuti asawire pasi ndokubva ndagumha zamu, mhaihweeeee! Varume ndakasvira mukadzi uyu. Ndakangozoerekana ndavakukatanura hembe iye achingoshanyarika akumakumbo ake akandimonera achindipina. Hembe katanu zamu richibva rangoita samanzuma yauruka danga. Mboro yangu yainge yamira kare paaitamba.

Ndakangobudisa ndakananga paya chaipo. Zvino manje yangu yakazvipengerwa. Ibanana zvaro rinoti ratsamwa rotarira divi kuleft seraramwa rotanga kusikiza serwaivhi. Rinobuda rimwe zitsinga necheseri uku rinenge kachubhu kebhasikoro. Rinenge zvino razvimba sechitunha chaswera pazuva. Zishondo rakatesvera kumberi sebvumo kuno kwarinotangira roita mazheve anoita soohakira mukati. Yah ndiro chairo randakamupa. Pakundoisa ndakamunzwa achfema seadzipwa.

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Akawedzera kuvhura makumbo ndokubva ndashwetedzera mubeche. Yah, akainzwa pamoyo ndakamunzwa ogomerera seagadzikwa gomo. Kwandakandobaya kwaiva kutete. Ndakamufamba kwekanguva ndichibva ndamuchinja rutivi. Akarara akandifuratira nepaside ndokubva ndavhura mwena neshure. Apa ndipo pandakachinzwa kunakirwa. Yaiita seinosvetwa kana ndobudisa. Pakundoidzosa paya aibva andibata neruoko achindisundira mkati. Akatanga kubata ruoko rwangu achindipuruzira zvekuti shungu dzakandimomotera. Ndakatanga kumurova madeep uku ndinekaspeed kaya kekamba. Ndaisvika kumberi kwazvo kwaidziya kwakapfava seura. Akatanga kuridza kamhere kadiki diki. Ndaiti kana ndosundira mukati aibva adzikisa musana sedhayo achiti ahhhh! Ndakawedzera speed zvino ndoita zvehasha. Madam yakatanga kudaidzira zvaitonyangadza.

Ndakatanga kunzwa kuti nyeku nyeku kuzvigumwe zvekutsoka ndikaziva kuti mutambo wava kuibva. Apa ndipo madam yainge yodana zita remurume wayo “Mike Mike Mike” Ndakanyatso gadzirira kuti ndigonyatsotundira mberi mukati chaimo. Nenguva duku ndakanzwa mai yowedzera kudziya ini mboro yoita seyaiswa simbi ndiye hoi koi hoikoi ahhhhhhh tsaaaaa tsaaaa tsaaaa tsaaa tsa tsa tsaaa tsaaaa haa tsaa. Varume zvainaka. Patakapedza ndakangopfeka bhurugwa ndokusimuka ndonogara kunerimwe sofa iye ndokusara achipfeka. Hapana akataura neumwe. Kanguvana sahwira wangu akabva angoita seamuka ndokubva arova trumpet chatunga chaicho. Akazvizadza mbatya dzose nepaaiva akarara. Haana kumbomuka kana kumboinzwa kudzuura asi kungorutsa chete achibowa.

Nhasi mukadzi wake anga achinditsvoda too bad. Sahwira ndivo vatenga nhasi ndodii kana apamha?

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