Kusvirwa became my hobby – Ndaiva Mai Muponesi Chaivo


After all the years here asikana .Ben..He was my one and only and I swear I had never dated anyone else and never cheated in the seven years since I met him he was also my first love .Come to think of it I had loved him when he was at the bottom of the ladder with nothing ari just a student paUZ and nemoyo werudo i would help him out with money and food from my pocket money. Ondidai …!! Wtf! Ben had made another girl pregnant.

I had been brought up morally upright in a Christian family and did not want kusvirwa before marriage …He had agreed to it then and then now this rubbish. Maidei was single mother with a six year old bastard had moved into our hood barely six months ago .In that little time she had managed to trap my Ben between her legs and become pregnant for him.Now they were supposedly getting married she was three months pregnant .What right did she have to come and snatch my man from me nhai?Did she know the years and the work I put scrubbing that man and grooming him for me.? And Ben he was gonna pay in sweat and blood for this .

Ukuwo Ben was full of apologies,ndikati pfutseki imbwa yemunhu.You wasted my time Ben!!
“Ok Lilly I will just pay damages and marry you ..you know I’ve kept you all these years I can’t afford to lose you and you know she trapped me ….!I never loved her it was just kusvirana chete.“You are the one I want to be with “Ben said .All his uncles and aunts the fools begged me and appealed to my conscience to take him back .Well I’m human ain’t I ? And I loved him ?


I cried ,lost sleep ,lost weight and finally I decided to get my half pound of flesh.
It took me a week to come up with a decision and a master plan so I accepted to wait for him whilst he cleaned up his mess .Well Ben was a rare gem he was a Chartered Accountant with Delloite and Touché and he was really the last species of a rare breed of men those who respect women and practice chivalry ,so I could not just drop him.Instead I would sort him out .

Mr Zenzo my Lecturer in his forties a divorcee had been pursuing me for a while and I had always told him I had a boyfriend who loved me so much.I decided to date him and let him pop the cherry this was purely no strings attached and he was doing the dirty job rekuvhura nzira …well i have to give him credit he taught me all i had to know about bonde . In no time ndandakudya mboro kunge snowman .As a girl on a mission I quickly learnt the alphabet of sviro and soon turned professional .Anga akutoti hee Ndini ndatanga kukuboora saka hee pane bond saka ndoroora ndikati heyyyi!! siyana neni I dumped him ipapo.

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Armed with all the knowledge of sviro I held I wrecked havoc left right and centre .And f#cked any d!ck available.Starting with Baba vaFiona vekucottage I seduced and we f#cked in the maize garden in our backyard which had grown to shoulder length it was a quickie in  Iswei papapapa….tsaaa tsaa kutunda done ..one down…more to go.Asikana ndakavaviwa nechibage.I bedded the Combi driver who took me to college each morning in the back of the combi ….no condom.And the hwindi also had a feel yemheche yangu he just fingered me akatundira on my boobs well could not fathom his mboro in me ,but he had a tester.
The guy from Zesa who had always eyed me well to be honest it wasn’t worth anything but preserving yourself then someone pees in your face its painful.I blew him senseless.The milkman also got his share aaah why not …he is always polite and friendly .Why not Xmas in March kuna amukaka?

I gave it to the man from the driving school because he had been really nice …I like nice guys have a soft spot for them and …he brushed my t!ts accidentally as he opened the door for me…well that set me off and got me ho#ny…He started apologising and I startled him by suggesting he could have the whole package if he wanted he could not believe his luck and he immediately booked at Aqua lodge and I gave it to him akasvira zvegore rose in doggggy and missionary .

The other day I went muWimpy this guy was cleaning matoilets well he had a nice body ndakamubvisira bhurugwa imomo ndikasimudza gumbo ikangonzi pfee nepaside ndiye koi koi wanike vatunda.S#x breeds s#x nhai I was always ho#ny now . Lol ,Wakaita munyama iwewe you did not meet me i was on give away takeaway your choice.zvamada chawada.
Clearance sale while stocks last chaiyo.I shocked this guy into an erect!on aingotaura hake he had given me a lift kubva akuti vasikana vakanaka vanonyima ndikati Kumbirai muone mboro yakabva yamira ndikatosvirwa ipapo.

Hanti you know kasekuru Kaye keMuna Mazhanje Street ?Yes that one kepakona kemukadzi akaita stroke …yes that one ndakakabatsira ndakadya mboro vakuru .He could not believe it kudiwa neni at sixty eight he wanted to marry aaah kikiki ….seka hako shaa ndatomai muponesi …mubatsiri ndakazokati kukagarira ndokunyatsoti mboro yavo mubeche ndakaigarira ndokukoira zvangu vakazhamba Kule kubowa kunge mombe iiii ko …ndofunga huronho hwavo hwanga hwakugara mumastore room vakatunda ndofunga 2L chaidzo.I also f#cked his friend the friend manje had mboro hombe ndakanakirwa…kusvirwa zvebasa.
I also blessed musoja wekuseri kweline redu nekudya mboro dzavo and anal akanakirwa anga akutodawo kuroora ….men zvemahure ndozvamunoda.
Ben now was worshipping the ground I walked …recently he has started calling me Queen…Queen my foot !!if only he knew Kuti Mambokadzi ainyengesa zvemhando.He would die .

Kusvirwa became my hobby .My pastime … I was on fire . And i was giving myself therapy from heart break Ben ndaimuda but he hurt me panorwadza …varume vakapusa stereki they want to get away with murder all the time have their cake and eat it too .My motto was see a man and f#ck a man .wherever whoever!!!pacollege I had f#cked all the male lecturers now .Ko iyeni ndandakasara akomana ko ndaiziva kuti sviro inonaka kudaro??
Last week I had an orrrrgy with three guys from college … imwe mboro mukanwa imwe kumhata …Imwe mubeche.Ndakasvirwa akomana kusvika ndasuraVachichinjana.Ndakapihwa size chaiyo.My record was kusvirwa nevarume nine in one day different times asikanaka these have been the best four months of my life .

Ben came to pay lobola yesterday paying for his v!rgin bride . KikikiHeeedee!!! Nemombe yechimanda for used goods. Serves him right .I am going to a dogging session or s#x party today hosted by Bev the stripper ndonosvirwa neanenge ada hake kusvika beche radhamba .Revenge is sour always .

Achariwana beche iri rabaccossi …dollar for two kutyei asikana regai ndikwirwe hanzi sharing is caring And varume vemuZimbabwe vanoda zvinhu Hapana anoramba mbutu . Am going kumba kwana Ben on Sunday nanaTete vangu kunotanga married life and Sekuru vekuNorton n’anga said if I insert these herbs I will be a born again v!rgin hanzi unotochema …!!My friend who introduced me to the N’anga said she did it and her hubby akatoendesa dzimwe mombe nekufara.Ben gets his v!rgin I get my revenge and every one is happy .
Ko kutyei…kusvirwa uchida and beche riri rako.Ben akavhaira nemboro akati ione size fits all chero ane beche mvana etc ……rangu beche iuniversal lock inokiunurwa Nekey yese yese.

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